Elon's banker backers basically beguiled by bozo's barely breathing buy
The seven banks that made the astonishingly poor decision to help Elon Musk wildly overpay for Twitter and then immediately run it straight into the ground are having a severe case of buyer's remorse...especially since it's becoming clear that Twitter, sorry, uh, X isn't even worth how much debt it has, let alone what Elon paid — which, we must remind you, was a price that he HIMSELF set ($54.20 per share because 420 BRO, like weeeeed man, puff puff pass my choom, get it?). If things get worse, which they definitely will, the banks will be forced to repossess the cratering social media platform. Hopefully they will be willing to meet the apparently unreasonable demands of Twitter users, which include "make it work" and "get rid of the Nazis, please!"
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The seven banks that made the astonishingly poor decision to help Elon Musk wildly overpay for Twitter and then immediately run it straight into the ground are having a severe case of buyer's remorse...especially since it's becoming clear that Twitter, sorry, uh, X isn't even worth how much debt it has, let alone what Elon paid — which, we must remind you, was a price that he HIMSELF set ($54.20 per share because 420 BRO, like weeeeed man, puff puff pass my choom, get it?). If things get worse, which they definitely will, the banks will be forced to repossess the cratering social media platform. Hopefully they will be willing to meet the apparently unreasonable demands of Twitter users, which include "make it work" and "get rid of the Nazis, please!"
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