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Public service announcement!

TrojanGiftHorse

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Calling all fans who are in it just for victories! Lynn Swan just instituted a Purge. Starting immediately, all NFL-type fans who are in it just for victories shall be weeded out of the fan base. The Rams are the best team in the NFL. If they win, you win, and you are better people for it! Please follow that bright shiny light to your destiny. It calls to you. Follow your urge. Take your ball and go.

All those who are interested purely in cheering for your alma mater while the school and the adults fry the big fish, you will be the leftovers. You will dine on big game, and it will sustain you. (Just be ready to face the difficult challenge of selecting among endless choice seating options.)

Ready, set...PURGE!



Buckle up, jimba! This gon' be good!
 
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