What a sickening turn of events. A season of promise already in the shitter before we even hit the midway point. Talk of playoffs and championships has been replaced by the reality we may lose more games than we win despite superior talent. Could the Football Gods be this twisted? Could one man derail the greatest reconstruction project since the Civil War? The answer is yes! Peter Principle I'd like to introduce you to Sark, previously known as 7ark and soon to be called unemployed.
Never has a man done so little with so much. If excuses were dollars he'd be a multi-millionaire. If clichés won games he'd be undefeated. He talks a good game but fails to deliver. At what point does he have an epiphany that he's in over his head? I have reviewed the schedule and we will have trouble winning 3 out of the remaining 7 games to be a .500 team and bowl eligible. Amazingly tonight's game was the perfect backdrop to compare coaches and the results were indisputable. There was only one coach on the field, the other was an imposter.
Sark was exposed to the world. It was worse than the emperor with no clothes. It was 3 continual hours of full frontal nudity. There was nothing left to the imagination. There was no saving grace or even wiggle room for pity. There was just disdain and disbelief. The world was collectively thinking how could a high school coach, albeit a shitty one at that, be coaching at USC? How was it possible that preparation and performance were left in the locker room with passion? What kind of anti-matter does Sark possess to elicit his team to respond like this? People are rightfully concerned that he may be some sort of contagion that could spread and destroy the game of football by making it unwatchable. The only solution is for Haden to put him in "quarantine" and pray we can save the team and maybe the rest of the season. We have do something for the sake of humanity and football fans everywhere!
Never has a man done so little with so much. If excuses were dollars he'd be a multi-millionaire. If clichés won games he'd be undefeated. He talks a good game but fails to deliver. At what point does he have an epiphany that he's in over his head? I have reviewed the schedule and we will have trouble winning 3 out of the remaining 7 games to be a .500 team and bowl eligible. Amazingly tonight's game was the perfect backdrop to compare coaches and the results were indisputable. There was only one coach on the field, the other was an imposter.
Sark was exposed to the world. It was worse than the emperor with no clothes. It was 3 continual hours of full frontal nudity. There was nothing left to the imagination. There was no saving grace or even wiggle room for pity. There was just disdain and disbelief. The world was collectively thinking how could a high school coach, albeit a shitty one at that, be coaching at USC? How was it possible that preparation and performance were left in the locker room with passion? What kind of anti-matter does Sark possess to elicit his team to respond like this? People are rightfully concerned that he may be some sort of contagion that could spread and destroy the game of football by making it unwatchable. The only solution is for Haden to put him in "quarantine" and pray we can save the team and maybe the rest of the season. We have do something for the sake of humanity and football fans everywhere!
