Guys, I hate to tell you guys this, but it's time to wake up. None of this shizz is real!
I mean--you just don't go from 4-8 to beating ranked UCLA and Notre Dame teams in consecutive weeks, going 11-1, making it to the conference finals, and winning the Heisman all in one season. What...and Lincoln Riley is our head coach??? GTFO!
This is all a mistake; it's that new marijuana talking...either that, or it's a glitch in the multiverse that's about to self-correct!
If even half of this is real, then we musta fricking hit the jackpot, and I'm getting my ass to Vegas right this Friday to milk the hell out of that teet!
I mean--you just don't go from 4-8 to beating ranked UCLA and Notre Dame teams in consecutive weeks, going 11-1, making it to the conference finals, and winning the Heisman all in one season. What...and Lincoln Riley is our head coach??? GTFO!
This is all a mistake; it's that new marijuana talking...either that, or it's a glitch in the multiverse that's about to self-correct!
If even half of this is real, then we musta fricking hit the jackpot, and I'm getting my ass to Vegas right this Friday to milk the hell out of that teet!
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