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Open Letter To Coach Helton Regarding Potential Stanford Blowout

blemblam

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Mar 24, 2006
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Hey coach, how are things?
I just wanted to post a few thoughts here for your consideration.
After reading these message boards for a few days, I've come to certain conclusions regarding your future or lack thereof at USC.

Apparently you have almost zero chance of beating Stanford, mostly because you aren't Pete Carroll.

You are also tainted, forever by the dreaded Sarkiffin Cooties virus. I checked with the CDC, and it seems there is no known cure, unless your name is Nick Saban.

There are many so called Trojan 'fans' not only predicting, but seemingly rooting for an ass kicking of epic proportions. Think 2016 Bama.

Not sure how you feel about it but I just have one word of advice, that just might get you through this ordeal and may even move you a little closer to being in the conversation regarding the comparison to St Pete Carroll.

So please listen to this because it is very important.

Tomorrow, after the beat down, when you cross the field to shake hands with Coach Shaw of Stanford, make sure you say " What's Your Deal?"

Regards, your pal Blem
 
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