Today, I'm looking for the following:
1. Some Trojan to rise up and be the anti-Chryst;
2. The Trojan front line to prove that Love is blind;
3. Stanford linebackers to resemble snails trying to chase that S-Carr-Go;
4. Stanford DBs to wish they had ordered the tomatillo rather than that salsa RoJo picante;
5. The Stanford defense to cry "uncle" (Uncle Sam, that is!); and
6. Cardinal fans to realize they'd be better off with Artie Shaw (yeah, he's dead) than David Shaw.
Physical practices? We don't honor no stinking physical practices! We're gonna finesse them to death! While Stanford was out having physical practiceslast week, we had a damn game to play! ...and while Stanford was busy whipping up Rice pudding, we were on a humanitarian mission to prevent injuries. Chew on that!
Beat the Trees!
(Oh, and who's your daddy, JBWilson?)
1. Some Trojan to rise up and be the anti-Chryst;
2. The Trojan front line to prove that Love is blind;
3. Stanford linebackers to resemble snails trying to chase that S-Carr-Go;
4. Stanford DBs to wish they had ordered the tomatillo rather than that salsa RoJo picante;
5. The Stanford defense to cry "uncle" (Uncle Sam, that is!); and
6. Cardinal fans to realize they'd be better off with Artie Shaw (yeah, he's dead) than David Shaw.
Physical practices? We don't honor no stinking physical practices! We're gonna finesse them to death! While Stanford was out having physical practiceslast week, we had a damn game to play! ...and while Stanford was busy whipping up Rice pudding, we were on a humanitarian mission to prevent injuries. Chew on that!
Beat the Trees!
(Oh, and who's your daddy, JBWilson?)
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